Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
The Samuel L. Ipsum generator has got to be the best of its breed. Use it to create some charismatic motherfucking placeholder text.
You gotta admit, reading Samuel L. Jackson quotes is a whole lot more exciting than the boring Latin text we are used to seeing these days. (via Kottke)
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