Purportedly from a North Korean history book: “In 1941, a magical hummingbird visited the People of North Korea foretelling the birth of Kim Jong Il. Later that year, the hummingbird’s prophecy was fulfilled atop Mount Paektu, the highest mountain ever. Kim Jong Il emerged, walking out from his mother’s Patriotic and Revolutionary vagina six months prematurely and without the aid of a physician, thus rendering the Korean medical community irrelevant. In shame, all doctors fled our Great and Innovative nation never to return.” Is that not some of the most batshit crazy “history” you have ever read?

Purportedly from a North Korean history book:

“In 1941, a magical hummingbird visited the People of North Korea foretelling the birth of Kim Jong Il.

Later that year, the hummingbird’s prophecy was fulfilled atop Mount Paektu, the highest mountain ever. Kim Jong Il emerged, walking out from his mother’s Patriotic and Revolutionary vagina six months prematurely and without the aid of a physician, thus rendering the Korean medical community irrelevant. In shame, all doctors fled our Great and Innovative nation never to return.”

Is that not some of the most batshit crazy “history” you have ever read?

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  1. galaxycunt reblogged this from melancholynecrokiss
  2. melancholynecrokiss reblogged this from varjaak and added:
    Oh, I thought this was a Texas text book.
  3. varjaak reblogged this from jark and added:
    i believe every word
  4. beardisms reblogged this from jark and added:
    know a greater golfer. :(
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