Brilliant! (via Shit That Siri Says)
In the event you are not from the United States and are reading this, wondering to yourself if Americans are really this fucking stupid…the answer is yes, we are. It’s not like we have cornered the market on idiotry, but we seem to have a much larger percentage of idiots than most other industrialized nations.
In case you are unaware, the “news” these idiots are complaining about was actually written by The Onion, a site dedicated to news satire. This article, as is just about everything written on The Onion, is false and designed to be comedy. (via shellygrrl)
Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films
Warner Bros. will recut the last four minutes of “The Deathly Hollows: Part 2” and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader’s own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.
Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says.
Fucking awesome! Need anything more be said?
Pussycat Porn (via FFFFOUND!)
The best toilet paper name in the world has been found in China. (via Reddit)
Kick ass! (via ilovecharts)
Firefox has encountered an error with Windows. (via bpio)
Hello? (via nevver)
Where do astronauts hang out? (via reddit)
Android vs. iPhone. Does this mean Android is better than iOS?
Those dastardly pieces of furniture and their evil plans against the likes of men.
The Likability of Angry Birds. This is a good chart overall, but why leave out the huge red bird, especially when they took the time to mention it? The big red bird is like the best one ever, even better than the bomb bird. (via shawnblog)
